April 2010
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How are we going to recognise bogans if their...
So pondered someone on Twitter just now. Some faggers will remain easy to spot. Holiday puffers will still be pushing their packets down the street in wheelbarrows. Gauloise smokers are mainly French, so to be disregarded unless you want an opinion that's diametrically opposed to your own. And menthol smokers will still look like they would prefer to be dead anyway.
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“If my life after Jersey Shore consists solely of a horde of Twi-mums singing...”
– Now, that’s what I call a review. http://bit.ly/9W930j
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Does anyone use Google Wave anymore?
Wasn’t it going to replace email and become the ‘way’ we communicate?
I remember being fizzed about getting an ‘invitation’ to join Gmail when it first came out. And it was the same sort of buzz about Google Wave. The result is that I have a raft of Gmail accounts and until just now had forgotten that I even have a Wave account.
Maybe I’m a luddite. Or maybe I...
Judge me, baby →
I have no fucking idea what I am doing, but you said that you love me and would promote me, so you must be a nice person!
OKAY SO HERES WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 1) RECOMMEND ME BY CLICKING HERE
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2) REBLOG THIS POST ASKING ME TO “JUDGE” YOU. IF YOU SAY SOMETHING CREATIVE THAT CATCHES MY ATTENTION I WILL PUT UP A POST WITH A DIRECT LINK TO...
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“If someone had, in theory, taken some shots of…oh, I don’t...”
– Note to my mate when I gave him back his camera.
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Another 'shit' blog. Very amusing. Probably still... →
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“All geniuses are weirdos. Unfortunately, the opposite isn’t true.”
– A philosophicator on Twitter.
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Number one reason for joining the police force...
Mentioned to my friend yesterday that Carl Williams had met a grisly end in Barwon Prison.
‘Who’s he,’ said her eight-year-old daughter.
‘He was a very bad criminal,’ explained Mum.
‘Yipppeeeee,’ said the daughter.
I was a bit surprised about her enthusiastic reaction, but commented that she might one day aspire to become a policewoman.
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