Shit I Learned - things you pick up on the way

I wouldn't say that I know everything...because that would be cocky and unfair to those of you that don't. But I have learned a few things on the journey. Most of it is shit, naturally, and only rarely of use on trivia nights and winning obscure drunken arguments with buddies. Though there will be the odd handy hint, like not pissing on an electric fence, which most farm kids learn the hard way. Once.