Spam can improve your hearing
I got a very informative email today from someone I didn’t even know. Must be one of those good samaritan types. Anyway, it told me all about creams to increase the size of my member. Unfortunately, I misread it at first and thought it helped you to ‘remember’. Rubbed some behind my ears and now I look like Mickey Mouse. Can hear a pin drop in Swindon. For all the good it’s done, I should have shoved it down my pants.
