British Government declares worst drought since 1976…
Institutes a ‘hosepipe ban’ whereby any Doris caught watering their daffies loses a finger. If Brian is washing the car, it could be a testicle.
Result: it hasn’t stopped raining, pouring, sleeting, drizzling, teeming, showering ever since. Domestic pets falling from the sky.
Maybe we need to patch in the Middle-East about this lark. If they banned hand-watering, Saudi might look like the Amazon. And not just that website where you buy books.
Anyway, I am off to order 1800 cubitts of cedar. All you ‘creeping things’ line up in pairs, please.